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file, please submit it. New jokes are always added to bottom of list, scroll down page for more recent additions. A man goes out & buys an expensive vehicle A yuppie gets the door of his BMW ripped off A lady & daughter are taking a taxi in Rome Two men driving car's collide into each other General Motors introduces the new instant win bags A man was driving along the highway A woman drives down a country road A man is driving home late one night A man is driving down a local street A fellow stops at a gas station Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea's A tourist is travelling with a guide through the jungle A man is trying to buy a train ticket Fun things to do while driving Two dwarfs go on a vacation A man keeps crossing the U.S / Mexican border A man was driving home late one afternoon State Trooper pulls over a farmer A young man asks his father if he can use the car A nun is stopped for driving too slow A Rabbai & a priest get into a car accident Real answers given on driving test A policeman pulls over a man for speeding A man driving swerves to avoid hitting a box There were 3 priests in a railroad station A man & woman are sitting to each other on a bus Two people on a date are making out in a car A couple about to be married, dies in car crash A police officer pulls over a car A police officer stops a speeding motorist Drivers Educational Exams A hindu priest, a rabbai & a lawyer are driving together Two nuns are driving their car through Transylvania President Clinton & Hillary are on vacation A man drives down a country road & kills a rooster A trucker slams on his brakes A trucker stops to pick up a hitchhiker A man driving down a winding forest road slams on his brakes A man drives his car into a ditch A man riding in a limousine pulls over A man & his wife are on vacation A man travelling on a train is talking to the ticket collector A man carrying 2 babies is waiting for a train A man has a bad train accident A large two engine train was crossing America A driver parks in a no parking zone A young woman has some car trouble A man is travelling with his mother- in-law Driving rules A man driving a yugo is comparing himself to a man with a Rolls Royce A car breaks down on the Express Way A man takes a train from Paris to Frankfurt A man barely escapes a car accident A man is driving on a cold winter day Vehicle Definitions A man parks his car to take a rest A teen gets his drivers license Driving Rules A man is tired & pulls off to the side of the road A car was involved in an accident A lady gets stopped on the highway A man plans a trip to Rome A Motorist gets fined for speeding Los Angeles Driver's License Application Reasons to buy a new car A father & daughter are in a car A motorist kills a calf on the road A woman is getting ready for a vacation abroad A car speeds of the highway Reasons to buy a new car A car was involved in an accident A man is annoyed with his wife & her driving Two guys drive a car through a red light A couple drive their car to K-Mart How to pass your driver's test A bus driver has coffee with his friend A Police Officer pulls a man over for speeding A man hits a parked car A couple talks about their vacation experience Vacation term translations
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