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file, please submit it. New jokes are always added to bottom of list, scroll down page for more recent additions. A Maharajah of India issued a Royal Decree A man went to visit his dentist about his plate And the moral of this story is... The Chief of a local village was having strange fits A big chess tournament takes takes place at the Plaza, NY. A scientist was successful in cloning himself A toad & a frog go to a whorehouse Sherlock Holmes & the missing lemon Mary Poppins has moved to California Once upon a time there was a magical jungle Once upon a time in a land far far away A research group is doing a study on mammals Ear puns regarding the Tyson boxing match A noted biologist is studying green frogs A grandmother gets a surprise from her grandson A frog went to get a loan at the bank A man from Czechoslovakia is visiting his cousin in California A small collection of puns A doctor stops off at a bar A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle A Jewish Anthropoligist was working in Israel Two Vultures go on an airplane An Indian Chief had 3 wives A man named Artie wants to join the Mafia A man in Paris gets caught stealing paintings A bus from Sesame Street A bunch of cows & bulls are standing in a field A family of potatoes are sitting having dinner A Kentucky horse breeder has a horse that wins every race An elephant is drinking water from a river A guy buys a parrot fish A young cook decides to raise rabbits A man brings his favorite sweater to the drycleaner A happy go lucky dog Snow White gets some film developed A small village in the Himalayas is terrified of a monster Two canaries are in a cage A knight's horse dies & he needs another A girl named Penny takes a cruise An elderly woman wants to buy a car A tribe in Africa were very fierce and loved to fight A farmer is having problems with his chickens A professor is studying porpoises A nun named Sister Mary tries to please Mother Superior A woman has twins & gives them up for adoption Israli's Prime Minister's wife wants to take an activist's role Two guys are standing inside a building of a local theme park A farmer was milking his cow A computer programmer, bored with his job, starts a new business A Maharajah of India issues a royal decree A man who was a conductor of an orchestra A midget queen that could tell fortunes A man & wife are vacationing in Europe Some members are having a meeting Mayonaise on the Titanic An old man had a dog he just loved A man has a fertilized egg business A young couple are making passionate love! Two young men are camping in the woods A man has a girlfriend he likes alot A peddlar pulls a cart of wool to the village A man was short of money & looking for a job A wizard works in a factory A King holds a party in his castle Two men are trying to invent new gum! A man goes to a seance Two fishermen are out on the lake There once was a King who was fond of hunting A snake breeder is trying to breed snakes Mary Poppins stays overnight at a hotel Two sea monsters are swimming in the ocean Sir Isaac Newton came up with a theory Two guys were hiking in the woods A man goes to the doctor about a problem A man had two aunts who owned a bakery A zookeeper does his job Transit workers may go on strike A young couple are making out A woman stops at a gas station
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