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file, please submit it. New jokes are always added to bottom of list, scroll down page for more recent additions. A woman walks into an accountants office A new lumberjack asks his foreman a question Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways An Architect, artist & engineer are having a discussion An electrican & a brick layer are eating their lunch Two men are being interviewed for the same job A Blacksmith looks for an apprentice A newspaper photographer, reporter & editor are walking Three engineers & three accountants are travelling by train An Engineer, a manager & a programmer driving down the road. A mine owner is hiring new workers A man working at lumberyard cuts off his fingers A woman calls a contractor to her house A Butcher out of trade school gets a job A young MBA graduate had an interview for a job Three Engineers are riding down the road in a car A man comes home from the social security office A worker is on a high building on a construction site A local business is looking for office help A man walks into an Insurance office looking for a job Lets make fun of accountants Three engineers were having lunch one day A mailman's last day on the job Two gas servicemen start running down a street Astronauts are practising moon walking A milkman calls on one of his regular customers A man wants to be an actor, but can't remember lines A man keeps pestering his Tailor for a job A plumber is called to a woman's apartment A young secretary describes her evening to a friend A mime gets a job at a zoo A mortician & his assistant were starting to work One day a mechanic was working late A company hires a new man for the job A man who works in a pickle factory A
diesel fitter job A few post office jokes! A local florist goes out of business An artist talks to the gallery owner An artist has to explain his painting to the Gallery owner An Avon lady is alone in an elevator A miner goes into a saloon A local baker hires a part-time person A photographer is assigned to get some photo's John was a clerk in a small drugstore An exceptionally smart Engineer A fellow has been hired as a new CEO An artist is working on a nude portrait A young man at a construction site is bragging about his strength A man gets drunk at his office party An Artist, a Lawyer & Computer Scientist are having a discussion A world famous painter starts to lose her sight A woman applies for a job in a lemon grove Top 25 engineer's terms and expressions A guy gets a new job & calls in sick A worker on a construction site is trying to get his foreman's attention A team of archaelogists are excavating in Israel A travelling salesman gets a flat tire A door to door salesman is selling vaccums A reporter thinks of a catchy headline Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords A man receives flowers on his opening day of his new business A milkman was making his deliveries A big rig operator picks up a girl hitchhiker A young man applies for an engineering position An engineer returns from a week long seminar An airhead goes for an interview A mail man delivers a registered letter A world famous painter gets eye surgery An out of work actor gets a call from his agent A journalist takes on assignment in Jerusalem A housemaid gets pregnant & tells her employer A Real Estate Boss gets a hot new secretary A Federal Government Employee is in his office A salesman tries to sell a house Two young engineers are applying for a job A fellow is learning to become a balloonist A young executive was leaving the office one evening A veterinarian works nights as a taxidermist Real Calls that directory operators have taken A circus owner is looking for a lion tamer A group of scientists get together! A man walks into his supervisors office A man has a 100% record for Insurance sales When professionals get old! 2 Engineer's & a manager meet An agent takes advantage of an actress A Musical Director is having trouble with a drummer The owner of a large factory checks up on his staff A middle aged executive happens to be bald A dentist is cleaning an elderly lady's teeth A journalist visits a house An artist works in his studio at home A travel agent helps some people out A butler is looking in a dictionary A secretary comes in late for work again A lady trains employee's in proper dress code An actor can no longer remember his lines Insurance Agent translations An auto mechanic receives a repair order An art connoisseur notices a rare object The CIA calls in one of their top spy hunters A stupid mailman? A factory that only hires men A man is a successful stockbroker Firefighters get a fire under control A salesman's car stops in the middle of... A sales clerk is about to get fired A Blacksmith decides to retire A store clerk is talking to a customer A shopkeeper is in trouble A journalist visits a haunted house
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