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What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One...men will screw anything
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch
Why don't men eat more M & M's? They are too hard to peel.
What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50? Gifted
What's a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.
How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing
Whate the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature
Why are blond jokes so short? So men can remember them
What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up
How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares!
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know - it's never happened.
How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
What's a man's idea of housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home
What did God say after he created man? I can do better than this
What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini
What's the best way to force a man to do situps? Put the remote between his toes.
How do men define a 50/50 relationship? We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle

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