"Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant.
     "Did you see any active duty?"
     "I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."
"May I ask what happened?"
     "Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both
testicles."
     "You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."
     The man asked, "When does everyone else start? I don't want any
preferential treatment because of my disability."
     "Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you.

Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."


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