NEW NAME                     BEHAVIOR
  --------                     --------

 Hurricane           Moves right, then left again

Clinton

Hurricane Heads directly for the White House Powell

Hurricane Completely misses Middle America Bush

Hurricane Small but annoying Perot

 Hurricane           Eliminates roads, bridges and schools;
  Dole               spares only Kansas

 Hurricane           Leaves clothes strewn everywhere

Madonna

Hurricane Gets smaller, then bigger again Oprah

Hurricane Hard-hitting, but lasts only 60 minutes Wallace

Hurricane Blows the lid off Hollywood studios Heidi

Hurricane Stops abruptly at its peak Jordan

Hurricane Devastates Atlanta and Toronto Dykstra

Hurricane Devours everything in sight Foreman

Hurricane Threatens to move towards New Jersey Steinbrenner

Hurricane Uproots giant maples Trump

Hurricane Hits Long Island high schools Buttafuoco

Hurricane Leaves nothing untouched Tailhook

Thanks Kevin Shaw, Tom Conroy, Ann Kelly and Pete Anderson

                       HURRICANE NAMING UPDATE
                            By JokeMaster

There were a few that Mike McGovern may have overlooked:

  NEW NAME                     BEHAVIOR
  --------                     --------

 Hurricane           The most costly unnatural disaster in US history

Starr

Hurricane Patiently waits for the right moment to strike Hillary

Hurricane A blow for the Presidency Monica

Hurricane Continually leans to the right; goes nowhere Limbaugh

Hurricane Heads straight for virgin Oriental areas Woody

Hurricane It'll be back
Schwarzenegger

Hurricane It's all shook up
Elvis

Hurricane You're left with nothing IRS

Hurricane Left Cuba in hopes of reaching America Carlos

Hurricane Would die at sea
Natalie

Hurricane Totally unorganized, but destructive Springer

Hurricane It's a killer
OJ

Hurricane Never amounted to much Kato

Hurricane Not impressive to look at, but dangerous Tyson

Hurricane Only a threat to young boys Jackson

 Hurricane           Never made landfall; wouldn't stop and ask
  Guy                directions

 Hurricane           Heads for LA after upper level enhancements

Pamela