One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being
 introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them
 around said, See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He
 is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never
 forget. They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting
 story. "Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting
 expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without
 seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest my feet
 I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the
 tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was
 awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the
 biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like
 this......  ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!....... I tell
 you, I just messed my pants."

 The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't blame
 you, I would have messed my pants too if a lion jumped out at me."

 The old man shook his head and said, "No, no, not then, just now when I
 said ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!"












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