A couple was in their hotel room on their wedding night, preparing to consummate their marriage. She said, "I have one thing to tell you before we get in bed -- I've had sex with one other man before I met you."

He thought a minute and said, "That's no big deal. Who was it?"

"Jack Nicklaus." They jumped into bed and had a good session.

Afterwards, he sprang out of bed and began to put on his underwear. "What are you doing?" she asked.

"I thought I'd dress and get some breakfast."

She replied, "Jack wouldn't have done that."

"No?" he said with a smile, "What would Jack have done?"

"He'd have climbed back in bed with me and done it again."

"All right!" he says, not to be outdone, "let's go!"

They have another pretty good session, a little longer this time. Wearily, he gets to his feet and begins to put on his underwear.

"Where are you going?" she asks.

"I wanna' get dressed and get some coffee."

She said, "Jack would never have done that."

"No?" he replied, "What would Jack have done?"

"He'd have climbed back in bed with me and done it again."

He climbed back into bed, and this time a virtual marathon took place. Afterward, he slinked out of bed, braced himself against the bedpost, and tried to get a leg in his underwear. "What are you doing?" asked she.

"I'm gonna' get dressed. I need some coffee."

She said, "Jack wouldn't have done that."

"No?" he replied wearily, "What would Jack have done now?"

"He'd have climbed back in bed with me and done it again."

He plodded over to the night stand and picked up the phone. "Who are you calling?" she asked.

"Jack Nicklaus. I want to find out what par is on this goddamn hole!"


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