The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a
chronic illness, requiring medication. The zoo people couldn't get
Calle to take her dose orally, so a California pharmacologist developed
a suppository. The 10-inch-long, four-pound, cocoa-butter bullets are
crafted by the good folks at Guittard Chocolates in Burlingame.
Administering the DAILY medication takes five zoo workers,
including one person to distract Calle with treats and one person who
wears a full-arm glove.

Why am I telling you this????

Just think -

FIVE people have jobs worse than yours!

Now stop bitching and get back to work.












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