Todd was arrested AGAIN and the detective was leafing through his crime
history folder.
  
"Hmmm, quite a record." he said. "Shoplifting, hit-and-run, 
disorderly conduct, armed robbery, sexual assault, sexual assault,
forgery, sexual assault, manslaughter..."

"Yeah, I know." said Todd.  "It took me quite a while to figure out what I
was good at."












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