Statements that will almost gaurantee you won't get any!

1. "Oh, you had a bad day at work? Where's my dinner?"
2. "I know this is the fifth night in a row I've been out with the guys, but it's the Tyson fight."
3. "I know it's a 3-day golf weekend...we'll make love when I get back, OK?"
4. "Are you retaining water this week?"
5. "I was only kidding..."
6. "Are you feeling ok? You look like shit."
7. "Your best friend Debbie is such a bitch!"
8. "I'll be right up after the Simpsons, OK?"
9. "You should see the new sexy, young employee that started today..."
10. "I don't really care for cats."