Sidney was not having a good day on the golf course.
After he missed a twelve inch putt, his partner asked him what the problem
was.

"It's the wife," said Sid. "As you know, she's taken up golf, and since
she's been playing, she's cut my sex down to once a week."

"Well you should think yourself lucky," said his partner. "She's cut some
of us out altogether!"












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