A big bullfrog is in the middle of the swamp crying out his lament about being stuck so far from all the action.

Out of nowhere this fairy godmother appears and tells him he'll have an encounter with a beautiful young girl in 3 years.

The bullfrog asks this fairy godmother why it will take so long.

The girl is only in eighth grade now, and won't be dissecting frogs in Biology until her Junior Year says the Fairy.


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