A father and his son were grocery shopping when they came across a great display of condoms. The son asks, "Dad, what's the three pack for?"

Father replies, "That's for when you're in high school: two for Friday night - one for Saturday night." The son asks, "What's the six pack for?"

Father replies, "That's for when you're in college: two for Friday night - two for Saturday night - two for Sunday morning." Then the son asks, "What's the 12 pack for?" "That's for when you're married , , , one for January, one for February , , one for March , , ,


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