An exhausted looking man dragged himself in
to the Doctor's office.  "Doctor, there are dogs
all over my neighborhood. They bark all day
and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."

"I have good news for you," the doctor answered,
rummaging through a drawer full of sample
medications.  "Here are some new sleeping
pills that work like a dream. A few of these and
your trouble will be over."

"Great," the man answered, "I'll try anything.
Let's give it a shot."

A few weeks later the man returned, looking
worse than ever.  "Doc, your plan is no good.
I'm more tired than before!"

"I don't understand how that could be, said the
doctor, shaking his head.  "Those are the
strongest pills on the market!"

"That may be true," answered the man wearily,
"but I'm up all night chasing those dogs, and
when I finally catch one it's heck getting him
to swallow the pill!!!"












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