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see you tonight."
That evening Fred dutifully goes to his darts match whilst Doris
prepares the bath for the model. After stripping off the model steps into the bath and Doris is amazed to see that she has no pubic hair. The model notices Doris's staring eyes, smiles and explains that it is part of her job to shave her p*ssy especially when modelling swimwear or underclothes.
Later when Fred returns, Doris relates this oddity and he does not
believe her. "It's true I tell you" says Doris "look, if you don't
believe me, tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and
you can peek in and see for yourself."
The next night Fred leaves as usual and Doris prepares the bath for
the model. As the model steps naked into the bath - Doris,standing
behind her, looks towards the curtains, and points towards the model's
naked p*ssy. Then she lifts up her skirt and wearing no panties,
points to her own hairy mass.
Later Fed returns and they retire to bed.
"Well do you believe me now?" she asks Fred.
"Yes" he replies "I've never seen anything like it in my life. But why
did you lift up your skirt and show your hairy tw*t?"
"Just to show you the difference" answers Doris "but anyway you've
seen my p*ssy millions of times?"
"Yes" says Fred "I have...but the rest of the f***ing darts team
haven't."
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