The two most famous drug dealers of a small town were arrested. Both were taken to the jailhouse and put before a judge and jury. They were both convicted and given 5 years a piece to serve. About a year into their sentence the drug problem of the small town was so big the judge decided to have a contest between the two. He told both men whoever gets the most people to sign this petition to swear they will not do drugs gets 3 years lifted off their sentence. The catch is you only have 3 days to do it. After the three days the two drug dealers went before the judge. The judge asked, "Jack, how many signatures did you get." He replied, " One hundred, sir." The judge congratulated him and asked him how he did it. "Well, said Jack, I just told everyone that you could get caught and so many years of your life will be gone." Then the judge turned to Charlie. "How many signatures did you get." Charlie replied, "Five hundred, sir." "Wow, the judge shouted, how in the world did you get that many?" Charlie answered, "The nickel and dime pair." The judge was confused and asked how in the world would showing a nickel and a dime get people to sign the petition. Charlie answered, "Easy, I just said this is your asshole before prison and this your asshole after!"


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