Drivers Education Exam Answers

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

1. What for? He can't see my license plate.
2. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3. The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
4. What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
5. Always wear a condom.
6. When driving through fog, what should you use?
7. Your car.
8. How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
9. Be too ____-faced to find your keys.
10. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
11. I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
12. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
13. I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
14. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
15. Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
16. What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
17. The color.
18. How do you deal with heavy traffic?
19. Heavy psychedelics.
20. What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
21. Carry loaded weapons.