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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX.

Accountants do it with Double Entry
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance drivers come quicker
Australians do it Down Under
Bach did it using the organ
Bankers do it with interest
Bartenders do it on the Rocks
Batman does it using his Robin
Bookkeepers do it for the record
Bosses delegate the task to others
Chess players check their Mates
Cops do it with cuffs
DJs do it on request
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure Dentists do it orally
Detectives do it under cover
Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers Elevator men do it up and down
Engineers do it to specifications
Engineers do it to a first order approximation Firemen do it with a big hose
Frank Sinatra does it his way
Garbagemen come twice a week
Gardeners do it on the bushes
Gas attendants Pump all day
Golfers do it in 18 holes
Landlords do it every 1st of the month
Managers make others do it
Marketing reps do it on commission
Pizza delivery man comes in 30 minutes or it's free Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
Zoologists do it with animals


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