This guy went to the doctor and said to him "Doctor....I don't know 
what's wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word 
HONDA".

"That's interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you 
think you could fart for me?" says the doctor. The guy says "Sure." 
And sure enough, the doctor hears "HONDA".


After several attempts to figure out what's wrong with this guy, the 
doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach 
specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys farts say 
"HONDA." It is a completely out of this world medical condition.

Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man 
to a dentist.

After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up 
the guys mouth and examining it.

The dentist says "A-haa!!!!....I have solved the problem."

The patient says "What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc".....The 
dentist replies "Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth."


The guy says "Yeah....so....What has that got to do with my farts?"

The dentist replies, "Cant you see??..... Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA"












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