Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I am a set of curtains! Pull yourself together man!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bell. Well, just go home and if the feeling persists, give me a ring. Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible. Who said that??!
Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?
Doctor, doctor, People keep ignoring me! Next!
Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank!!!
And how long have you had this complaint? What complaint?
Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem? Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, I expect it's the hot water that kills them. Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one. Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir... Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em. Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak. Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning. Waiter, what is this stuff?
That's bean salad sir..
I know what it's been, but what is it now? And how did you find your steak sir?
Well, I just rolled over a pea, and there it was...