Help Feed Delta Pilots
      
It's just not right.  Thousands of pilots in our very own country are
living at or just below the six figure salary line.  And if that
wasn't bad enough, many of them may go several weeks or months without
a paycheck if they are forced by Delta Airlines management to strike.

But now you can help.  For about three hundred dollars a day (that's
less than the price of a 25" television set) you can help keep a pilot
economically viable during their time of need.

Three hundred dollars a day may not seem like a lot of money to you,
but to a pilot, it could mean the difference between a vacation
fishing in Florida or a Mediteranean cruise.

For you, three hundred dollars is nothing more than half a month's
rent or mortgage payment.  But to a pilot, three hundred dollars a day
will almost replace his or her salary.

Three hundred dollars a day will enable a pilot to upgrade his or her
home computer, buy that new 100" television set, trade in the 6 month
old Lexus for a Ferrari, or enjoy a dinner (with champagne) at The
Mansion.

      "HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?"

Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the crew
member you sponsor.  Detailed information about his or her stocks,
bonds, 401K, and real-estate holdings will be mailed to your home. 
You will be able to watch your pilot's net worth grow.  You'll also
get information on how they chose to invest their 1.2 million dollar
lump sum they get upon their retirement.

      "HOW WILL THEY KNOW I'M HELPING?"

Your pilot will be told that he or she has a SPECIAL FRIEND that just
wants to help.  Although the pilot won't know your name, he or she
will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator
in case they need more funds.
 

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I want to help!!  In the event of a strike by the Delta Pilots, I
would like to sponsor the crew member listed below.  I would like to
sponsor (circle your selection/s):
 
 ___CAPTAIN                             ___F-100 CREW MEMBER
 ___AN ENTIRE FLIGHT CREW               ___A300 CREW MEMBER   
 ___FIRST OFFICER                       ___SUPER-80 CREW MEMBER  
 ___NAVIGATOR                           ___727 CREW MEMBER
 ___767 CREW MEMBER                     ___MD-11 CREW MEMBER
 
 ___Please apply my donation to the crew member most in need.
                                           
Please charge the account listed below $326.25 per day (or $350.29 for
MD-11 crew members) for the duration of the strike.  Please send me a
picture of the crew member I have sponsored, along with a set of
"wings" and my very own "new" red S.C.O.P.E. badge (while supplies
last)
 
 <> Mastercard   <> Visa   <> American Express    <> Diner's Club   
 <> Delta Card   <> Discover Card
 Account Number:________________________________   
 Exp. Date:_____________________________________
 Signature:_____________________________________
 
 Send Completed Forms to the Delta Pilots Assoc.
 Or, Enroll By Phone: (97X)-988-3188
 
Note: Sponsors agree not to contact the crew member sponsored or their
families in person or by other means including, but not limited to,
phone calls, letters, email, or third parties.  Contributions made are
not tax  deductible.  In the event of no strike action taken, sponsors
agree to a one time administration charge of $500.00 to cover
administration costs of this program.












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