longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
 male:     Food, sex and beer.

Thingy (thing-ee) n.

female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strapfastener on a woman's bra.

Lesbian (lez-bi-an) n.

female: A woman who makes love to other women. male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get

really turned on.

Glass ceiling (glas see-ling) n.

female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper

levels in business.
male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over

the office one flight up.

Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing ball without a cup.

Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend

with the guys.

Butt (but) n.

female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes

"look bigger."
male: The organ of mooning (and farting).

Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.

female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's

girlfriend.

Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

female: A good movie, concert, play or book. male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.

Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.

female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion. male: An endless source of enterainment, self-expression and male bonding.

Making love (may-king luv) n.

female: The greatest expression of intimacy that a couple can achieve. male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.

Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.

Taste (tayst) v.

female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make

sure it's good.
male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior

to tossing it out.