those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or
     something.  Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he
     asks.
  3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring
     -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
  2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for?  I make plenty of money for
     you to spend.

And The Number One Thing You'll Never Hear A Dad Say...

1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that --it's no big deal.