CATS

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."

-Dave Platt 

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

-Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never
forgotten this."

-Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through
the snow."

-Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."

- English proverb 

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."

- Ellen Perry Berkeley 

"One cat just leads to another."

-Ernest Hemmingway 

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you
later."

-Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many
ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."

-Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."

-Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by
cats."

-Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is
infinitely superior."

-Hippolyte Taine 

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."

-Unknown

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."

-Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."

- Ernest Menaul 

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." 

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."

-Colette 

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have
many other fine qualities as well."

-Missy Dizick 

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange
cats."

-Colonial American proverb 

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for
what you want."

-Joseph Wood Krutch

"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic" 

"My husband said it was either him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."












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