New Dog Cross Breeds
The AKC now recognizes the following breeds:
Collie + Lhasa Apso - Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Pointer + Setter - Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund - Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingese + Lhasa Apso - Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English springer spaniel - Irish Springer, a dog fresh
and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever - Lab Coat Retriever, the choice
of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound - Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
advisors
Terrier + Bulldog -Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador - Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer -Moot Point, owned by.... oh, well, it doesn't matter
anyway
Collie + Malamute - Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier - Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu - Oh, never mind....












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