A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married, and my husband wouldn't like that."

The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime, and I'll pay you the difference."

She said, "Why don't you tell him yourself? He is the one shaving you."