spontaneous mothers need to consult on other
                     "alteratives"
Friendly fire  -     Can it be all that friendly if it kills?

Business campus - "Say counselor ..where do I sign up for that Office

Management 101 course? Party on dude!"

Virtual reality - Hmm let me get this straight..its real but its not,

                     seems like its happening but it really isn't?
                     Perception of sight, sound, and mind?  Sounds like
                     a "Twilight Zone" episode.  Rod Stieger where are
                     you?  Oh, there you are.

Self help books - If your looking for self help, why are you buying

                     books from people teaching you to help yourself?  If
                     you are being taught, you are not helping yourself
                     on your own.  You sought help from some else.