McDonald's

In case you missed the article, someone found a condom in a McDonald's hamburger recently (crazy, isn't it!). Here's David Letterman's explanation(s)...

The Top Ten List "McDonald's Excuses for the Condom in a Big Mac": #10.We were test-marketing the new "McTrojan". #9. Condom,condiment-what's the damn difference? #8. It still tastes better than the "Arch Deluxe". #7. It was either there or in the vanilla shake. #6. Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true. #5. We're experimenting with a new, even happier "Happy Meal". #4. So what - a regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway. #3. Employees too embarrassed to say, "Would you like condoms with that?"
#2. Drive-thru speaker broken-"Coke with lots of ice" sounded like "prophylactic device".

And the #1 reason:
#1. When you're "servicing" billions and billions, you can't be too careful.