What help wanted ad did Monica Lewinsky answer? 'Be a White House intern, and get a taste of the Presidency!'

There's a new Bill Clinton computer coming out soon. It will have a six inch hard drive, but no memory.

Did you hear that when this scandal is over Monica plans to sell her story?
She said she'll tell it blow by blow.

What's Monica Lewinsky going to title her memoirs? "How to suckseed in the Oval Office without really trying!"

Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.

Q: Why can't they prosecute Bill Clinton?

1. Monica Lewinsky swallowed the evidence

Why does Monica Lewinsky have such puffy cheeks? She's withholding evidence.

What's the difference between Clinton and a screw driver? A screw driver turns in screws and Clinton screws interns.

Why does Monica refuse to play golf with Clinton? Because she's tired of his balls hitting her in the face.

Bill was recently overheard complimenting Monica's appearance.
"She's got the whitest teeth I've ever cum across!"

Bill's nickname for Hillary is, "My little buttercup" His nickname for Monica? "My little suction cup"

What do Monica Lewinsky and soda pop machines have in common?
They both have slots that say "Insert Bill" here."