Three men died and were taken by St. Peter to the top of a cliff.

He said to them that since they had been such great outstanding citizens of earth...that they would be given one chance to become anything that they desired.

The first man ran to the edge of the cliff...jumped into the air and shouted "I want to be an eagle", instantly he was changed into an eagle and soared off into the sunset.

The second man ran to the edge of the cliff...jumped into the air and shouted "I want to be an owl", instantly he was changed into an owl and soared off into the sunset.

The third man ran towards the edge of the cliff, tripped on a rock and shouted "oh Sh*t".........