ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- The 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals
agreed today to hear a motion filed by Southern lawyers who have
decided to challenge the outcome of the Civil War.  It appears that 
it was too close to call and the South may still have a chance.

Documents were found that support the fact that some people joined the
wrong side.  Apparently they weren't aware that their states were part
of the South and they were fighting for the North. The line between
the North and South was "just too confusing" for some. A recount of
all the battles is being simulated with new populations via computer
to see who would have actually won.

Right now it's just too close to call.












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