An Experienced Waiter!

A man went to a busy restaurant and sat down at the only empty table. As he did so, he accidentally knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. The waiter immediately took a spoon from his pocket and placed it on the table.

The man was very impressed by the promptness of the service and asked, "Do all waiters carry a spoon in their pockets?"

The waiter answered, "We had an efficiency expert in to evaluate our operation. He determined that 25% of the customers knock the spoon off their tables. By carrying a spare spoon, we all save trips to the kitchen and can be much more efficient."

Later, as the customer asked for his bill he remarked to the waiter, "Excuse me for asking but why do you have a string hanging from your fly?"

The waiter replied, "The efficiency expert determined that we were spending too much time washing our hands after we went to the bathroom. To counteract this, we tie strings to our penises."

The customer looked confused. "How does that help?" he asked.

"Well, when I go to the bathroom 1 just use the string. Since I never touched myself I don't need to wash my hands."

The customer nodded and asked, "But how do you get it back in your pants?"

The waiter smiled, "I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."