One snowy Saturday, Jerry was having a
coffee with his friend Matt, a city bus driver.
"What's new at transit, Matt?"

"I got a commendation the other day."

"Congratulations. What did you do?" Jerry
asked.

"Well, Tuesday, just after the start of my first
run of the day, a drunk got on the bus and fell
asleep. After watching people avoid the seats
near the drunk for one and a half loops of my
run, I finally took the man and dragged him off
the bus."

Jerry was shocked. "You got a commendation
for throwing a poor drunk off the bus and into
a snow bank?"

"No, no." Matt replied. "On my next run, I noticed
the drunk was still lying in the snow so I dragged
him back into the warmth of the bus. Someone
saw me do that and phoned it in."












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