THE BEST OF THE WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG TITLES

• Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In the Bed.
• Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
• Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
• How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
• I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
• I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
• I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2.
• I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine.
• I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.
• I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About you.
• I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
• I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
• I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
• I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonite.
• I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here.
• I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You.
• If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
• If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
• Mama Get A Hammer, There's A Fly On Papa's Head.
• My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus.
• My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
• Please Bypass This Heart.
• She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
• You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
• You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.