Fellow went into this bar to find only two men at opposite ends of the bar and the bartender. He orders his drink and listen in on the conversation: One fellow says: "Live here?" "Yeah, over on Miller Road." "I live on Miller Road." "Is that right" replies the other, "I live over the dime store and have a brown and white dog." The first responds: "I live over the dime store and I have brown and white dog. I was born there on April 23, 1947." From the other end of the bar: "I was born on April 23, 1947. Ain't this a small world." At this time, the telephone rings and it is the bartender's wife. When ask "what is going on?" The bartender replies: "Same old thing, the Johnson twins are drunk again!"