How to know if you were a bad kid

1. Your parents throw a "Going away to college party" after you leave.
2. You put at least three teachers into retirement.
3. Your parents lecture or ground you in advance in order to save time.
4. You have to hitch a ride home from school.
5. Your parents move without telling you.
6. Half the animals buried in your backyard weren't dead when you buried them.
7. Your principal has your home phone on special.
8. Your principal has your name, address, and other school related information on a rubber stamp to save time when writing up your referral sheet.
9. You spend more time in detention than in regular class.
10. You teacher tells you that you will get an automatic "A" if you promise not to come to school.
11. You make your teacher cry more than twice.
12. The wooden paddle in the teacher's desk is shaped like your butt.
13. Kids at the lunch table that you sit at have to wear those plastic raincoats like a "Gallagher" concert.
14. When every sport played at school is considered a contact sport whenever you play, especially golf and baseball.
15. Your name is frequently brought up a P.T.A. meetings, along with the words "fight", "knives" and "weed eater".
16. You are the frequent subject in other people's therapy.