Austin Powers Pick Up Lines

 
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. 
 
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
 
Nice legs...what time do they open?
 
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
 
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
 
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to
you.
 
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you
seen one?
 
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
 
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 
 
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
 
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
 
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
 
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
 
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther  for that
thing you do with your tongue.
 
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
 
(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
 
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
 
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
 
My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
 
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
 
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth,  I bet we could
do it in public.
 
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me!
 
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap
motel room.












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