A customer walked into a pharmacy and asked assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don't stock them. The man insisted that he bought his last one from this store. The assistant passed man on to the pharmacist, who explained that store has never stocked such an item.

The man explained he bought his last one from this store only weeks ago and has done so for several years. The pharmacist asked man to bring in his last purchase and he would try to match the product.

The following day, the man returned to the pharmacy and showed the deodorant to the pharmacist. The pharmacist asked why the customer thought it was an anal deodorant, when it was obviously the underarm stick variety.

The customer explained that instructions on reverse state: "Push up bottom to use."