"How Do You Call It In Sweden?"

An American soldier was on duty in Sweden. He took a Swedish gal out to the movies. They settled in, started some light petting, and the American says, "Now in America we call this hamburger."

The gal says, "Yah, yah vee call dis hamburger in Svedin, too."

The movie continues and they go a little further. The American says, "Now in America, we call this pastrami." The gal says, "Yah, yah vee call dis pastrami in Svedin too."

They decide to leave the movie and go park. They get in the back seat and really go at it. Afterwards, the American says, "Now in America we call this a sandwich." The gal says, "Yah yah, vee call dis a sandvich in Svedin too. Only we put a little more meat in it."