One day a certain lady was driving on the Highway.
She frequently checked her speed gauge to make
sure she stayed within the speed limit.  However,
when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her
dismay, she saw a police car not far behind!  And,
to make matters worse, the police car turned on his
flashing lights.  She thought to herself, "Uh-oh, what
have I done now?  I'm not speeding.  I'm not drinking.
I have my seat belt on!  I have kept up my license
dues and everything!"

So, she pulled over and the police car pulled over
to the side right behind her car.  She drove her car
slowly to a stop, slowly rolled down the window, and
prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn't
deserve it.  A policeman walked up to her window,
and spoke to her.  The lady pointed to her ear and
shook her head, meaning she was deaf.  The
policeman smiled slightly and said, "I know. I'm here
to tell you that your horn is stuck."












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