Top Ten Times in History When The 'F' Word Was Appropriate

10. "What the f*ck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, August 1945
9. "Where did all these f*cking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
8. "Any f*cking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
7. "It does SO f*cking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6. "How the f*ck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the f*cking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4. "I don't suppose it's gonna f*cking rain." - Joan of Arc, 1434
3. "Scattered f*cking showers...my ass!" - Noah, 314 BC
2. "I need this parade like I need a f*cking hole in my head!" - JFK, 1963

and the number one time in history where the "F" word was appropriate...

1. "Aw c'mon, who the f*ck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997












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