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file, please submit it. New jokes are always added to bottom of list, scroll down page for more recent additions. Pray, that your never on this flight! A business man boards a flight & sits nest to a beautiful woman A pilot forgets to turn off his Intercom An airplane full of Pepsi crashes Reservations of an airline agent Plane heading for Los Angeles is about to crash A General & his paratrooper son discuss his first jump A man on an airplane is reading a book Three political leaders are on a plane A plane is about to crash and people are getting ready A passenger plane is about to crash An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican & a Texan are on a plane Three passengers board a small plane A mother & son are flying on an airplane A Frenchman, and Italian and a American are on a plane US Air introduces special fares for wives of employees A Helicopter pilot is confused A man & parrot are on a plane A military cargo plane is flying over a populated area A programmer & an engineer are on a plane together An elderly doctor & Baptist minister were on a plane In the early 1930's a man & woman fly on an airplane Pierre, a brave french fighter pilot Two business passengers on a plane start talking A man jumps out of a plane without a parachute A Christian lady is on a plane Two Vultures go on an airplane US Federal Aviation are testing windshields Actual maintanace complaints by US Air Force Pilots A shy gentleman meets the pope on the plane An exhibitionist was preparing to board a flight Top 20 U.S Air advertising slogans Two blondes are on an airplane An airplane is about to crash Things you don't want to overhear on an airplane A gate agent at the airport deals with a rude customer An airplane crashes in Poland Humerous statements by airline personnel An airplane is in trouble True words uttered by airline flight crews Airline funnies An airplane starts to have engine trouble What if operating systems were airlines A blindman on a plane has a seeing eye dog Announcements from different airlines An exhibitionist exposes himself to a flight attendant An elderly woman was afraid of flying A jetliner is about to take off A man wants to go on an airplane ride Christmas time at the airport A blonde is flying on an airplane An airplane is about to crash Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, Dali Lama & a hippi are on a plane An obnoxious pilot was hated by his co-workers An airplane is about to take off A little guys gets on an airplane Screwup at the airport Be careful when choosing an airline A Jewish lady is flying to New York Flying Delta Airlines If Airlines were based on operating systems A fight breaks out on U.S Air Air Force One crashes in rural America A man travels on an airplane A Blonde takes a flight to Toronto A man flys business class A man is taking a flight to New York A Texan checks into the airline check in counter If airlines sold paint George Bush is in a airport lobby A plane is flying over Arizona on a clear day Academic flight rules A man meets Bill Gates in the airport There is one survivor from a plane crash Help feed Delta Pilots
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