WINSTON CUP

Three surgeons were arguing about who was the best surgeon.

The first said,  "I reattached a severed arm on a man who went on to become one of the best pitchers in the Major League."

The second said,  "I reattached a severed leg on a man who went on to become one of the best place kickers in the NFL."

The third surgeon could not be out done.  He said,  "I once stitched a mustache to an asshole and he went on to become a seven time Winston Cup Champion!"