THE GOLFER AND THE BARN

A man hit his drive behind a barn and could not see the green. His wife said, "I'll open the doors on both ends of the barn and you can hit the ball through the barn to the green."

When the husband did this he hit his wife in the temple and killed her on the spot.

About six months later the husband was playing golf with a friend and sure enough he hit his ball behind the same barn. His friend said, "I'll open the doors on both ends of the barn and you can hit the ball through the barn to the green."

The husband said, "I don't think I can do this and anyway I hate this hole."

His friend said, "It's not that hard and why do you hate this hole?"

The husband said, after bowing his head, "The last time I played this hole I got an 8!"