SLIPPERY WHEN WET

A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips over and lands spread legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up again but realizes that she landed so hard that her vagina has stuck to the floor creating such a vacuum that she can't move.

She calls out to her husband for help. He tries with all his strength to lift her up but she won't budge. So he goes next door and gets the neighbor. Both of them are pulling like oxen but she just won't move. She is truly stuck to the floor.

Suddenly the neighbor says, "Why don't we just get a hammer and break the tiles around her legs and lift her that way?"

"Great idea," says the husband, "But let me rub her boobs a little to arouse her."

"Why?" asks a confused neighbor.

"She'll need the lubrication so I can slide her over into the kitchen. The tiles are cheaper in there."