SEVEN WISE MEN

Seven wise men smarter than shit,
decided to make a pair of tits.

First was a miner who came from the ground,
Grabbed a shovel and made two mounds.

Next was a sculptor after being soothed,
With skillful hands he made them smooth.

Third was a mattress maker who was a bit sleazy,
But worked on the boobs to make them squeezy.

Fourth came a tailor who could tuck and nip,
At the top of it he made a tip.

Fifth was a farmer that gave them milk,
Coming from the tip smooth as silk.

Sixth was a father that burst out and said,
"If she feeds the kids, I stay in bed!"

Finally was a pimp who said with some spit,
after licking and sucking, "This is definitely a tit!"