HELL'S BELLE

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown woke up early and went to their local church. Before the service started, the townspeople sat in their pews and talked about their lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appeared!

Everyone started screaming and ran for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from the Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone was evacuated from the church except for one man, who sat calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

This confused Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and said, "Hey, don't you know who I am?"

The man said, "Yep, sure do."

Satan said, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"

The man said, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, said, "And why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man said, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."