GOD'S BILLBOARDS

"God's Billboards" are getting everyone's attention in Dallas. Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included.

* Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. -God

* C'mon over and bring the kids. -God

* What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? -God

* We need to talk. -God

* Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God

* Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -God

* That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -God

* I love you and you and you and you and... -God

* Will the road you're on get you to my place? -God

* Follow me. -God

* Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -God

* My way is the highway. -God

* Need directions? -God

* You think it's hot here? -God

* Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God

* Do you have any idea where you're going? -God

* Don't make me come down there. -God