CATHOLICS

There were three guys sitting behind three nuns at a Notre Dame football game. The men decided to antagonize the nuns, to get them to move.

So the first one says to the others (loud enough for the women ahead to hear), " I think I want to move to California; there are only 100 Catholics living there."

The second guy speaks up and says, "I want to move to Washington; there are only 50 Catholics living there."

The third guy speaks up and says, "I want to move to Idaho; there are only 25 Catholics living there."

One of the nuns turns around and looks them all in the eye and calmly says, "Why don't you go to hell; there aren't any Catholics there."